is Hen alive?
I don’t know. We’re trying to find out where she is.
-Coralie
August 2011
467 posts
Do you get these 'Potterscopes' from a legitimate source based on the psychology of each house or do you use the mods favorites to represent the rest of their house?
We are the legitimate source based on the psychology of each house. But yeah, it’s not just opinion. :)
-Coralie, Ravenclaw
Is it just me, or does Pottermore make you want to dress up in robes, leave the real world, and just live at Hogwarts forever?
BITCH I'M SLYTHERIN.
I got in guys. :D I just screamed a little.
Canadian isn't a language.
Of course it is, eh :D
-Hen of Slytherin
My wand:
Alder with Phoenix Feather core, thirteen inches, slightly springy.
Post yours too?
Hen in pottermore (if you got in yet) what was your wand like and what house were you sorted into?
Oh my god, I got it today, and I’m only on Chapter 3. I’m a bit confused, could someone explain it?
-Hen of Slytherin
I was going to make a wand joke about oral sex but it didn't sound right :/
Aww I would have loved you so much if you had.
-Hen of Slytherin
Do you guys still do the wands?
Nope. Do you know how hard it is to try to carve and paint and glue like fifty wands in two days?
Sorry bro. If you’re willing to pay $30+ though, I’d make the greatest quality wand you’ve ever seen.
-Hen of Slytherin
It's scary how accurate these things are. I'm a ravenclaw (I've thought I was one for so long + on pottermore I am) and EVERYTHING is true.
Dude I know right? We should open a psychic business and scam a bunch of people.
-Hen of Slytherin
Why do people make fun of Hufflepuffs?
JK Rowling wrote the Harry Potter series from the perspective of a Gryffindor. Gryffindors tend to generalize and stereotype houses. So, to Harry, Gryffindors were brave, Slytherins were evil, Hufflepuffs were stupid, and Ravenclaws were nerds. But really, it’s just a perspective.
If you analyze the way people from different houses behaved, especially in the books, you’ll notice that they have a different view on things. In the movies as well, Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs interact. Slytherins talk to Hufflepuffs in the hallways. Hufflepuffs are accepted. And Gryffindors try to stay in their own house, because they feel safer there.
But the whole world took on the perspective of Harry. And so the whole world also has generalized and stereotyped each house. And because Hufflepuff is the “stupid house”, people like teasing them. They also don’t fully understand the purpose of the house. But Helga Hufflepuff was a very intelligent woman.
Padma/Gryffindor
I feel like there's a lot of in-house teasing between Slytherins more than the other houses. Do you think this is true?
From what I’ve seen, yes. Slytherins are cool kids. They joke about being superficial and act like they care about things they really don’t. They also tend to think they’re above than everyone else as a house. A lottt of house pride. But they do tease each other, yes. They don’t take things too seriously usually. They’re very primative, and understand when something is serious or joking based on body language and tone.
Padma/Gryffindor
coralie is just so beautiful. none of the others even come close to her. elisabeth and padma are average. on the ugly side. and hen is hideous, she looks like a skeleton.
That’s mean. Coralie’s beautiful, but Lis and Hen are too.
Padma/Gryffindor
do ravenclaws have commitment issues?
Sure, almost all of the houses can.
Padma/Gryffindor
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Love, Lis
Coralie, you're a dumbass.
I got like fifty calls and had to drive somewhere with wifi to get this sorted out.
i’m fine guys. Promise. No more drama
Hen is threatening to kill herself.
I don’t know what to do. Should we call the police?
-Coralie
Bye.
-My name is not Hen, my name is Rachel Henley, and I’m a human being, not a fucking social service worker for this fucking blog, so if you want to complain that this isn’t a fucking post you all followed for, I don’t give a fucking shit, go unfollow, all of you.
My personal blog is jesuisunboulet.tumblr.com. don’t follow.
Anonymity is cowardice.
How good are Ravenclaws at achieving what they aspire to do?
Usually pretty motivated. The only problem is that some Ravenclaws can be lazy.
-Coralie, Ravenclaw
OOH! Question for you all! Did you all join pottermore? And, if so, did you get sorted into your respective houses?
None of us got our emails yet :( Hen and Padma got in early, Lis and I didn’t. We’ll let you know.
-Coralie, Ravenclaw
Hey what the fuck is going on with this Hurricane? I don't watch the weather channel that often...but everyone's shitting kittens about it...What's goin' on?
Check out the weather channel really quick, it’ll tell you everything you need to know. They’re not in it for the media attention - they’re seriously warning people.
There will be people who will die in this storm.
We don’t want it to be you guys. Please, don’t go out to the beach to watch it. That’s so fucking stupid, I can’t even.
-Coralie, Ravenclaw
